Raw vegan white chocolate lemon cakes – Valentine’s day cake

First video I film and edit myself, it took over a year for me to figure this shit out lol.

This raw vegan white choc lemon-charcoal cake video is for depressed single people who hate valentine’s day just as much as I do. So I’m gonna show you guys how to make a delicious no bake cake with your ex’s ashes so you can eat their soul by yourself on the 14th and then cry in a dark corner. If you’re a sad goth, you’ve come to the right place.

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RECIPE

CRUST
1/4c walnuts
1/4c almond flour
zest of 1 lemon
3 chopped Medjool dates 1/4c maple syrup
1.5 tsp almond butter
1/2 scoop Genuine Health vanilla protein powder

CHARCOAL LEMON FILLING
1/2c soaked raw cashews
3 tbsp water
3 tbsp maple syrup
1/4c liquefied coconut oil
1tsp lemon extract
1tsp charcoal powder use “joeysplate15” at checkout to get 15% off

WHITE CHOCOLATE
1/4c melted cacao butter
1/4c melted coconut butter (not oil!)
2 tbsp melted coconut oil (neutral taste)
3 tbsp maple sugar
1 tsp liquid vanilla
1/4 charcoal powder

CRUST OPTION #2
1/2c pecans
1/4c coconut flakes
2 tbsp raw cacao nibs
2 tbsp raw cacao powder
5 chopped Medjool dates
1 tbsp almond butter
1 tsp vanilla